A recent Pew Research study conducted among non-traditional heterosexual multi-partner cohabitants concludes that such arrangements have little chance for success.

87% of multi-partner arrangements in the United States were found to have lasted no longer than a week and a half in 2008.

The study brings to light distinct differences between multi-partner arrangements in urban areas compared to those in rural America.

Ménages in New York City and Los Angeles prove to be 45 per cent less likely to succeed than their counterparts in rural Utah and suburban Long Island.

The study also shows that threesomes with one woman and two men fail more often than threesomes between two women and single man.

Dora Wachowski of Islip reflected on her most recent troika.
“Both men rarely called.” she said, “I felt like a hoe.”

Threeways make for great pics. Lousy lifestyle.